Out-Smartassing Your Mom
Said Kathy, to her insolent teenager:
“You can’t out out-smartass me, because I was trained by a professional!”
THE HUMOR NOTEBOOK:
Thirty years ago, my friend Kevin was making me laugh so hard and so often, I started writing the hilarity down - on napkins, in bars. That grew into The Humor Notebook that's still kicking today, having aged and morphed as we did. Tanscribed from napkins to notebooks and now to cyberspace, it reminds me that life is too important to be taken seriously.
I've also included laughs I found online. I've tried to give credit (and/or blame!) for re-blogs and request the same in return.
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Have an Anecdote For The Humor Notebook?
via Kelly
“Keep in mind - if you should ever need a slightly apathetic tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.”
~ Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
THE PARTY RING INFO-MERCIAL
“It’s a Party Ring, with 6 interchangeable stones! It’s not a real diamond - it cannot cut glass, but it will mar you formica.”
~ Kevin’s rendition
“If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I always think it’s a good idea to go over to your best friend’s house and ruin her day, too.”
~ Steve Martin
The Subtractive Years
Our long-time friendship, including the years in the middle when we weren’t friends
“Come visit me in Washington!” said Glenn, enthusiastically. “We’ll have a Full-Tilt, Big-Tits-Out Weekend!”
